• every mainstream rapper: *laughs before verse*

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

stevenfresco:

“we’re having pizza for dinner”

laugh-addict:

(Source: lmaogtfo)

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

• Mirror: you look cute today
• Camera: lol no
• Instagram filters: I got you

louisharrystylinson:

thehemospectrum:

what if our fingers were only as long as our toes

(Source: sonianevamind)

laugh-addict:

(Source: nosheetjohnlock)

laugh-addict:

dontnuts:

if you have an outie belly button im sorry