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condorn:

legend says ur a lil bitch

(Source: condom)

meladoodle:

date you? i thought you said ‘cremate you’ hahaah what a hilarious misunderstanding. *pile of ashes does not respond*

(Source: meladoodle)

hungarian:

*third wheels so hard i become a tricycle*

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me


(Source: littlebitofbass)

frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

are people online i have a selfie to post

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hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

why is every book a new york times best seller..

laugh-addict:

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(Source: wwiao)

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